AMATEUR NIGHT
Oh, watch out. It’s amateur night.
Chuck sits down and orders up.
Soon his tie’s wrapped around his head.
And his tongue is in his cup.

Hey, look out. It’s amateur night.
Chuck keeps drinking loud and proud.
He won’t stop till they cut him off.
Till he’s hanging from his cloud.

He burns the weekend down…
Burns the weekend down…
Burns the weekend down…

He’s old enough to know what’s what.
He’s not smart enough to care.
He’s so backed up and desperate.
Now he falls out of his chair.

So strap on in. It’s amateur night.
Chuck’s upchucking in the street.
He’ll sleep in his car again.
And wake up sweatin’ booze in the morning heat.

Hey! Look out! It’s amateur night. (Hey, look out)
Oh! Watch out! It’s amateur night. (Ooh, watch out. Ooh, watch out)
Yeah, strap in…it’s amateur night. (Yeah, strap in)
Ooh, you better grab hold of something, it’s amateur night. 
(C’mon grab it. C’mon grab it)

 

PLAYERS
Albert Reda - Bass, BGVX
Jim Walker - Percussion, Programming, Acoustic Guitars, Electric Guitars, B3, Lead Vocal, Background Vocals