THE KATE MOSS SONG

All these stupid things come out her mouth when she talks.

Johnny Depp told me it was like slamming a cardboard box.

She's a twelve year old boy. Food she does not enjoy. 

The one good thing about her is she'll probably die quite soon.

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Anorexia (That's the skinny disease)

Bulimia (Can I have her fries, please?)

I wouldn't hump her with a stolen dick.

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She's emaciated and as pale as a sheet.

That's because those British boil up everything they eat.

So she never has seen vitamins or protein.

Kate Moss, you'll be peat moss unless you get some refried beans.

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Anorexia (Here's a Burrito Supreme)

Bulimia (And some nice leafy greens)

Please keep those breasts of yours inside your shirt.

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I've seen the billboard signs for The Gap and Calvin Klein.

Please give me one brief moment of your precious time.

It doesn't look good to vomit your food.

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Anorexia (There's no one I know)

Bulimia (Who wants to give you a go)

You're not a waif, you're only wafer thin.

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Anorexia (Don't you know you're not well?)

Bulimia (I guess I'll see you in Hell)

But I must go right now. It's time for lunch.

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Nancy Hess: Background vocals

JVA: Acoustic guitar / Bass / Piano / Keys

Aaron Meyer - Violin / Viola

Toki Wolf - Lead vocal